Description
Real Men Use Steroids Not Torpedo Bats
This “Real Men Use Steroids, Not Torpedo Bats” tee is a hilarious nod to the golden age of baseball when bat speed came from... let’s say other sources. It’s a jab at the training gimmicks of today and a throwback to when juice wasn’t something in your dugout cooler.
Key Features:
- Material: 50/50 ring-spun cotton/polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Fit: Classic athletic fit with ribbed collar
- Details: Taped neck and shoulders, tear-away label
Shipping & Returns
Free standard U.S. shipping on orders $75+. Most orders are processed within 2–5 business days, with standard U.S. transit typically taking 3–7 business days.
Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items in original condition. Original shipping charges are non-refundable.
THE FAMILY BEHIND BASEBALL MODE
Built by a
baseball family.
We started Baseball Mode as a father-and-son project built around a game our family loves.
Early games, tournament weekends, hotel breakfasts and the things you hear from the bleachers all find their way into our designs.
We're a small, family-run business making shirts for players and parents who live this life, too.
Chris & Ryan
Co-founders, Baseball Mode
THE SHIRTS BEHIND THE DESIGNS
Good shirts for long days at the field.
From soft everyday tees to lightweight performance shirts, our collection includes Comfort Colors®, Gildan® and Port & Company® styles for players and parents.
See this shirt's product details for its fabric and fit.