Real Men Use Steroids Not Torpedo Bats

This “Real Men Use Steroids, Not Torpedo Bats” tee is a hilarious nod to the golden age of baseball when bat speed came from... let’s say other sources. It’s a jab at the training gimmicks of today and a throwback to when juice wasn’t something in your dugout cooler.

Key Features:

• Material: 50/50 ring-spun cotton/polyester blend for comfort and durability
• Fit: Classic athletic fit with ribbed collar
• Details: Taped neck and shoulders, tear-away label

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