Third and seven. He should throw the slant. He should absolutely throw the slant. Why is he not throwing the slant.

The Armchair QB tee is for the most important position on any Sunday roster. The fan who has been calling plays correctly from the couch all season, has strong opinions about the offensive coordinator, and has never once been wrong about the two-point conversion call. At least from where they are sitting.

Soft 50/50 USA cotton and polyester DryBlend blend that wicks moisture through every fourth quarter, every challenged call, and every moment you have to explain to someone in the room exactly what just happened and why the coach got it wrong again. Relaxed athletic fit built for the recliner, the watch party, and the Monday morning recap.

The game needs you out there. On the couch.

Details

• 5.5 oz. 50% USA cotton and 50% polyester DryBlend blend
• Moisture wicking fabric
• Double needle stitching throughout
• Seamless collar
• Tear away label
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Made with sustainably grown USA cotton
• True to size

Free standard U.S. shipping on orders $75+. Most orders are processed within 2–5 business days, with standard U.S. transit typically taking 3–7 business days.

Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items in original condition. Original shipping charges are non-refundable.